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Join me on my BlogTalkRadio show Uranus Happens for free live Uranian Astrology readings! https://www.blogtalkradio.com/uranushappens
I’m Ernesto, professional Uranian Astrologer and astral traveler. Find me over at www.eAstrologer.net
You can most usually find me Sundays from 3-4pm Pacific, and other random 30-60 minute popup shows at odd hours of the night/early morning.
Uranian Astrology analyzes the language of planetary symmetries to predict outcomes based on the alchemy of your actions. The only “freewill” in any of this is in how we choose to respond to events in the environment. If you’re pursuing a dream and the potential isn’t there…well, prepare for me to hold your feet to the fire. We need to collectively stop brokering in BS. It’s the first step toward unlocking the magic and meaning of life.
I will need your name, birth date, time, place, area code, and current city/town. I am unable to read you without ALL of this information.
The show archive speaks for itself. I have a proven track record of accurate readings, especially those with EXACT BIRTH TIMES. One minute of birth time in accuracy is the equivalent of 4 months calendar time in predictive work. Birth time is a rule, not a request. Please and thank you!
The live free reading is a general evaluation of where you are in the moment and what you need to know. I always start by asking you some clarifying questions so I know how the astrology is resonating in your chart. If it feels like you’re being cross-examined, then I’m doing a bang-up job (that means really good). For the love of Uranian Astrology, avoid getting TOO descriptive to make your reading more authentic.
To my subscribers: You pretty much get the same live free reading within a 3-6 month period, but Uranians also work with 8,000+ formulas (inquiries/questions), so feel free to ask away! I’m always to tell you what’s obvious at the surface. All that specific information for dates etc takes time to break down, leave that for private readings. Subscriber special is just $39 per single-question inquiry! (apx. 15 minutes)
Since it takes me a moment or two to dissect what I’m reading and this is a live show without any planned breaks or holds, I’m going to make small talk with you for the sake of filling dead air. In most cases you’ll act as a tour guide for your area/city/state, but I’ll announce the question throughout the show so you have time to think about it.
PRE-REGISTER! Email Savannah: UranusHappens@gmail.com. If I’ve read you before, please state your chart inquiry as specifically as possible.
Don’t forget to go over to eAstrologer.net and leave a review! Every feedback entry gets you an entry into the free reading raffle, drawing on the New Year’s 2021 show! You can also email me directly ernesto@eAstrologer.net if you’re having trouble with the contact form.
Uranian Astrologer/Astral Traveler
I called the show “Uranus Happens” because it’s a reference to when we try to be in charge of destiny but things hysterically backfire. Nobody’s in charge on our show, but I’m definitely the gatekeeper. I may or may not be a dragon depending on the current state of actions out in the world, but I’m always upbeat and can make you smile in these trying times. Can you hear all those years of Toastmasters in my hosting ability?
Email me: ernesto@eAstrologer.net
Savannah’s the prettiest girl in the room when we’ve got a queue for free live readings. Just let her know your birth data in the chat. You’ll get priority over everyone else in line. You can also write in your questions in advance so we can get you in the queue!