Le weekend

So like here’s a rundown of some of my latest life experiences and travels: Last night, I called my parents into the living room, put the boxing fight on pause (big deal with my dad), and were scared I was going to say something since terrible since I was being so quiet and serious, then […]

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Like Ultra Admetos and a deep Hades in Scorpio feeling, the overall lesson is pretty Scorpionic in the end. Learn how to hustle, play it cool, and survive on your instincts. Nothing horrible will ever happen when you live on these simple principles. Gonna be okay. Welcome Isis, to the Final Third of the Uranian […]

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So like, I’ve been thinking lately. Imagine Life is a magical quest to get the Eternity Sphere, but every other living being has the exact same mission. But when you extrapolate these experiences to the 36 other parallel states where similar fragments of any given lifetime, which may or may not be relevant or “seem […]

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The Spirituality of Gambling

My mom’s Saturn Return Phase 2 Exam ended today. We went to the casino to celebrate. I played blackjack and lost $50. I sat in an empty chair and the jerkoff sitting next to me just put down a second bet in the seat next to me. My new seat at the corner end had […]

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Here’s a sample on Aries from my book Intuitive Uranian Astrology Level 1, due for e-book publication in late 2012. Aries   Body: “I have to keep moving.”   Aries is the first Fire sign in the zodiac, and the beginning of the cycle. Its quality is cardinal, meaning it starts at one point and […]

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Alright, here it comes!   Welcome! Ladies and gentlemen and everything in between… This is my new and improved website. It’s a lot better than the old one, don’t you think? Here you will find all the information about my work, philosophies, events, and readings. Many know what astrology is and have probably had a […]

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